Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Grounded For Life? Shit Yeah!
This post is meant to clarify one very important issue dear to our hearts here at Sexy Burger. We are NOT a sandwich joint. Sandwiches are so last year and burgers are the future. Anyone can slice some meat and throw it on some bread, put on some delicious ingredients, and act like their shit don't stink. Well it does. It smells very, very bad. That's not for us. We ground the shit out of our meats. We ground the shit out of our vegetables. We ground the shit out of whatever the shit we feel like grounding. We ground them so hard they don't even remember what they were to begin with and, quite frankly, they don't care!
We put that ground patty in between two pieces of something so delightful that the pure essence of its being screams "Shit Yeah" before you even put it into your mouth. Even after it moves past the tender spot on the end of your hole you will think about it. You will dream about it. And eventually, like ourselves, you will need to blog about it.
We here at the Sexy Burger Six have lifted the fear of being grounded. So go ahead and do all those crazy things you were too afraid to do. Pants your friend in front of the teacher, shit in the bird bath, punch that midget Jersey shore girl in the face. This is not just a burger it's a Burger Movement and this BM smells good.