Monday, October 25, 2010

Conan Steals Our Idea...Sorta

So one of the casualties of our busy summer was that we had to table one of our favorite ideas: re-creating those sexy Carl's Jr. ads with members from Sexy Burger.

Our male Burger Mob is probably licking their chops right now at the thought of the Spot, Professor Purple, and the Kid donning skimpy outifts and stepping into the roles of Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian (could there be a more talented trio?). But we were looking at this as an opportunity to cater to our female fans and instead were going to insert Mr. BJ, the Revolutionary Man and me into the aforementioned commercials.

Unfortunately for the ladies (or fortunately for the guys and X Dad and X Mom and my political aspirations) our idea has been usurped by the one and only Conan O'Brien. In an ad for his new talk show on TBS, Conan tackles the Paris Hilton edition of the commercials. Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on your point of view) he did leave the door open for us to do our own parody by not wearing a bathing suit (rumors abound that there are images of Mr. BJ trying out for this commercial) and not using burgers as a prop.

Here is the video from Conan (hat tip to Paste Magazine) and the original from Paris. Enjoy!

The rumors were true...


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Rock Bottom Tour

ROCK BOTTOM - You'll Know It When You Get There

Two Saturdays ago on October 9th, the Sexy Burger 6 celebrated the 27th birthday of one of the blog's closest friends, Lucia "Juici Luci" Scott. Looking to meet the memorability of her 16th birthday while decreasing the amount of trips to the hospital, the crew, Juici Luci and a whole host of friends from high school embarked on "The Rock Bottom Tour."

"The Rock Bottom Tour" was not the official name of Tiger Woods' stay in sex rehab. It was actually a Westboro, MA pub crawl. What makes a Westboro, MA pub crawl rock bottom? Well as my friend in the picture can attest, "You'll know it when you get there."

But this quick post is not about bringing down spirits, it is about lifting and drinking them. It is about providing others in similar rock bottom predicaments with a blue print for success and enjoyment. Here, Sexy Burger is providing you with an opportunity to make the absolute best of a shitty situation. Below, we present to you "The Rock Bottom Tour" pub crawl map complete with suggested drink menu. We wish you safe travels on this journey and good luck in pulling yourselves up from rock bottom.

See ya next crawl!

The Rock Bottom Tour Drink List

  1. Arturo's: Peroni or a Champagne Martini
  2. Sapporo: Saporro or a Sake Bomb (if they let you) or a Mai Tai
  3. Mandarin: Share a Scorpion Bowl
  4. Tavolino: Sangria or a Sicillian Lemonade
  5. Ted's Montana Grill: Killians or a Montana Margarita
  6. Westborough House of Pizza: Split pitchers of Bud Light or Blue Moon
  7. Westborough Package Store: A Nip of your choice
  8. Ye Olde Central House: Schme and T or the coldest beer in town