The SexyBurger Six

X-Mark graduated from the University of Maryland in 20xx with a bachelor’s degree in X. He received his MBX from the University of Massachusetts, Amherst in 20xx. X-Mark is the chef extraordinaire of the group.

Mr. Barnaby Jones (aka Mr. BJ)
Graduated from the University of Vermont in 2006 with a bachelor’s degree in 2006. He received his gun license from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts in 2009. He is the tech nerd of the group. He REALLY likes Lego’s. Just don’t ask him to share them with you.

The Spot
After working in a law office made the excellent choice to escape the 9-5 desk hell that the rest of us live in, and has been singing with her band, while going back to school for Graphic Design. She is the creator of our Sexy Burger logo, and has more creative juice than some of our juicy burgers. She also has more siblings than most people have toes.

The Kid 
Graduated from Saint Michael’s College in 2003 with a bachelor’s degree in Music. Yep music. She then proceeded to work at financial services desk jobs for six years, and fortunately was laid off in January 2010, so she can now spend all day on Sexy Burger endeavors. Her experience will help the business in all things legal and compliance. She likes blackjack, pirates, and drinking whiskey.

The Revolutionary Man (RVM)
Graduated from James Madison University in 2006 with a bachelor’s degree in Anthropology, and a minor in African Studies. He is currently pursuing his MBA from the University of Massachusetts. Brendan is an ideas person, and will probably work in coordination with Mark on operations and finance. He is marrying the aforementioned blackjack playing, whiskey drinking, girl pirate above.

Professor Purple
A high school English teacher who helps to keep the group in line with her attention grabbing “One, Two, Three, Eyes on Me!” She is usually Mark’s sous chef, and makes excellent tater tots. Her sweet face makes you think she is the innocent one of the group, but don’t let that fool you. She is also a mean lean dish washing machine!

*Please note: The Six’s names were listed in no particular order other than
the fact that X-Mark can sometimes be a bitch and would likely
throw a hissy fit if he wasn’t listed first.